THE BLOG
Avoid the rookie mistakes that cost me birds, money, and months of frustration.
When I started raising Coturnix quail, I thought I had it all figured out.
They were tiny.
They didn’t need much space...
You walk into your coop and everything seems fine…
Then you notice one bird slumped in the corner.
Still. Cold. Gone.
No warning. No blood. No sign of trauma.
Just a lifeless puff of feathers that wa...
The #1 Low-Maintenance Animal That Makes You Money (Even If You Don’t Have a Farm)
AKA: The bird that quietly funds your grocery bill while your chickens destroy your yard and your peace of mind
Eve...
Nobody told me these birds would take over my life.
I thought I was signing up for a few eggs and a quirky hobby. What I got was:
- Olympic-level drama
- A poop-to-body-size ratio that defies science ...
INTRO
So, you got quail.
You were promised eggs.
Cute little speckled miracles from birds that take up less space than your cat.
You built the coop, you bought the fancy feeder, maybe you even named ...
Let me guess—you’re juggling 17 tabs in your brain right now.
There are crumbs on the floor, laundry in the dryer, and a quiet voice in your head whispering, “Is this really it?”
You love your kids....
